family show my ass
no but seriously
there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back
um nah he only wanted to go that far because he wanted to go to the Krusty show
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
Twist it side to side.
uh oh [x]
Oh god dammit.
Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?
Cat quacks when his owner coughs