Your Boy, Max

oak23:

death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

um nah he only wanted to go that far because he wanted to go to the Krusty show

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

humplex:

Twist it side to side.

humplex.tumblr.com

officialbrotatochip:

amazing

2007excalibur2007:

scooblee:

chaofanatic:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

Oh god dammit.

Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?

toulousedupre:

Ginger hot

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

pleatedjeans:

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